Paedos 'horrified MPs were in their midst'

by Our 1980s Correspondent Pete O'Phile 

A number of active members of the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) from the 1980s have spoken of their shock and disgust at discovering that their organisation had been infiltrated by politicians.

A PIE expert, Simple Simon Donuczak, spoke to a member of the organisation:  'With every new revelation that comes to light we can see that many of our members had double lives as MPs and were part of an organised 'Politics ring'.

'We never, for a second, expected that these chaps whom we called friends were indulging themselves in gross and horrific acts of parliament.   

'If only we'd spoken up and exposed these men's vile interest in parliamentarianism, the perhaps we could have prevented the misery of millions.'  (Private Eye)